Dabido Challenge Type II reloaded.

Okay, after a second call for more input, it looks like no one wants to add anything else to the Dabido Challenge. So, with our first Submission, listed below, Here We GoooooOOOooo!:) The six attributes given by Hedon are (listed in red later on). 1. character: simba (from the lion king) 2. location: playboy mansion 3. object: calculator 4. occupation: footballer 5. song title: tiny dancer (elton john) 6. theme: psychedelic 70's Tiny Simba (Sung to Tiny Dancer by Elton John) [I hope this scans okay. As I'm having to do this from memory of how the song goes ... I don't actually own any Elton John records! If you own it, try to sing along. :-)] Simba baby, Masticating, eating animals of the land Pretty eyed, his ass getting wide, eating a footballer man Baby Simba, ambushing wilderbeast from the sand Says, 'Now you're in me, always with me, chewy as a rubber band' Psychedelic Seventies Simba scores some Drugs Simba, eating them barfs His next trips really bad The Wilderbeasts make a stand In the Playboy Mansion Looking on Simba halucinating His stomach and mind expansion. But oh how it feels so real Eating Antelope and dear Only you and you can't hear me When I say softly, slowly Please don't eat me tiny Simba You need to diet more than I do So for your birthday I bought a weight loss calculator Simba baby, Masticating, eating animals of the land Pretty eyed, his ass getting wide, eating too many a fat man Baby Simba, ambushing wilderbeast from the sand Says, 'Now you're in me, always with me, chewy as a rubber band'