I never did understand Rule 3 of the
10 words determined essay. After all, as soon as you write the story and put it on your own blog, it's published ... rule 3 sort of implies the story gets published elsewhere ... anyway, in case it means I am supposed to publish the story of those I TAGGED.
NOTE: Send your accolades etc to the authors of the stories (ie visit their sites if you think the stories are good and want to praise them).
Here are the first THREE of the stories:
1. Here is AngelBlazes (J's):
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One day Sharon went to the pub, and came across a drink. She asked the bartender,” Can
I know what this drink is called?Could you make
me one?”The bartender replied” It’s called the
Blowjob.” “Well whip one up.. ” Sharon replied. While waiting Sharon saw a few bottles of red wine made from the finest
grapes in a vineyard south of France.She selected a bottle at
random and told the bartender to forgo the drink she was waiting for and proceeded to pop the bottle of wine open.As she sipped the wine she felt a sense of control and
power overcoming her..She was afterall a successful woman with everything going for her..A fabulous house, a great paying job.. but at the same time, she felt emptiness and
loneliness creeping up on her.. She ordered a glass of iced
water to sober herself up.. Suddenly, she saw a toy
robot holding a single rose approach her.. She looked up and saw a man in a
blue suit holding a remote control in his hands…He had the cutest smile she had ever seen..*So that’s how we met!*
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2. Here is Viewtru:
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The doctor examined him and said, "You have serious blood circulatory disorders."
"Is it bad?"
"Very bad. Maybe can die also."
"Got cure or not?"
"Don’t think so. You can try herbs. Fortify with ginger," the doctor suggested.
He walked out in a daze, sad and devastated. He didn’t want to die. There was no one he could talk to, and the
loneliness got to him.
A buxom streetwalker approached.
"You walk so stiff like
robot. Relax! You want some hanky panky?"
"
I dunno. What's your name?"
"Ginger."
"How much for a
blowjob?"
"Fortify."
Fortify with Ginger.....that’s what the doctor said. Good. He handed her four tens and a fiver. She blew him with awesome suction
power. He erupted like a machinegun, shooting his liquid load abundantly everywhere at
random.
Spurt-spurt-spurt-spurt-spurt!!!
Everywhere was wet.
"You have more juice than a bunch of
grapes! Truly amazing!" she remarked.
"Nothing amazing,” he explained. “A human being is 90% water."
"Why do you wear that ridiculous size XS underwear?"
"Small underwear makes
me feel sexy!"
"It’s too tight for you and will make you
blue in the face. And after that your doctor will say that you have blood circulatory disorders!"
He was cured.
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3. Here is Imran's:
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This is a story of a really perverted boy named Narmi. He’s so perverted, he thinks of sex every second of his life. You might say this is normal behaviour for men, but I am not like him. His mum was worried, so she asked me to help her son.
Went over to his Narmi’s house. He was on the internet, reading an article of how to get the perfect blowjob. He was very excited. ‘Did you know, it’s like sucking on grapes?’ he quipped.
Didn’t know. How the hell could he link the two at random? His brain power is amazing.
Was he overcome by loneliness to think of such things? If only he was a robot, then his brains could be short-circuited with a glass of water and curing him from having the sickeningly blue thoughts that is overpowering him.
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