Original Xmas Song by Dabido - Number One

As per everything else on this site, it's copyrighted. [ie I OWN THE COPYRIGHT - but that's always been in the title bar!] Was over at FStress site, and was wondering what the Xmas song she was talkin' about was, and suggested three titles ... then had the thought, someone really does need to write those tunes ... so here they are. They are not in reference to any person in particular, I just thought I'd write funny lyrics to the titles. Yes, there are real tunes to go with them, and hopefully I won't forget them. Hope you enjoy them. 'Everyone deserves Ribena Vodka for Xmas'???? Verse One: So here we are, It's Christmas time, You've had enough, Of Vodka lime. Still got a crate, Of Vodka though Not drunk enough To root a ho. Chorus: Everyone deserves Ribena Vodka for Christmas. Yes, Everyone deserves Ribena Vodka for Christmas. Yeah, Everyone deserves Ribena Vodka for Christmas. Yep, Everyone deserves Ribena Vodka for Christmas. Verse Two: What to do? What can we say? Break out Ribena Mix it that way. Lap dance the boss, Strip to underwear, Every bodies watching What do you care? Chorus: Everyone deserves Ribena Vodka for Christmas. Yes, Everyone deserves Ribena Vodka for Christmas. Yeah, Everyone deserves Ribena Vodka for Christmas. Yep, Everyone deserves Ribena Vodka for Christmas. Verse Three: Climb right up, The Christmas tree, You've drunk so much You need to pee. The Christmas star, It pokes your butt, Now the office, Thinks you're a slut. Chorus: Everyone deserves Ribena Vodka for Christmas. Yes, Everyone deserves Ribena Vodka for Christmas. Yeah, Everyone deserves Ribena Vodka for Christmas. Yep, Everyone deserves Ribena Vodka for Christmas.