My Thoughts For Today

Things to think about today- Japanese word - Tekoki. Meaning - Hand Job. The word Te in Japanese means Hand ... I suspect Koki might have come from English, but I'm not sure. You are 60 times more likely to be struck by lightning than get eaten by a shark ... I was told that in order to get over my fear of sharks - instead, I am now living in fear of being hit by lightning while being eaten by a shark! Reading - it's a place in England, why teach kids reading when we can just send them all there and save time. Why doesn't Vicki Zhao Wei return my obscene phone calls? I don't mind her phonin and harassing me ... why does she have a problem when I do that to her? Why are women in Uniforms so darn Sexy?