The other day, Hedon asked if she could Pimp me. I said yes (see below)
dabido: may i pimp you instead? may i? may i?
hedonistics anonymous | Homepage | 15.02.06 - 10:17 am | #
Hedon - Yes, by all means. Your hit count may decrease 50% as it will scare all the girls away!
Dabido (Teflon) | Homepage | 15.02.06 - 11:15 am | #
She hasn't got around to pimping me yet, but I was wondering what some good slogans could be to market me.
Here are Five I just thought of.
- If his father had used condoms, you wouldn't be reading this.
- Date Dabido, he's NUTS!
- Tired of being Lesbian? Get yourself a Dabido.
- You have two choices, a man with Libido, or a Dabido!
- Got Dabido?
- Test Drive a Dabido Today!
- Tired of the same old boring BF? Chose one with a brain, that is insane!
- He's warm, he's cuddly, but can you swim that far?
- You might be a banana to your friends, but he's an inside out rambutan!
- What looks like an Orangutan and is your next date? Dabido!
Okay, I lied, I said FIVE and my brain just kept going ... not bad for a two minute brain storm.
Anyway, just wondering if anyone else can think of any other good slogans.
What sort of thing would make the short fat Aussie appealling to women? :-)
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