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08 August, 2005

Women - Know what men are really like!

I know a lot of ladies like to complain that they don't understand men, or they don't understand why they can't get a BF. Well, it's time that you stopped your complaining and worked out a strategy based on this information concerning men I am about to give to you all.
Ladies, everything you need to know to figure out men.
Here we go...
  1. The nice men are ugly.
  2. The handsome men are not nice.
  3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
  4. The handsome, nice, heterosexual men are married.
  5. The men who are not so handsome, but nice, have no money.
  6. The men who are not so handsome, but nice, with money, think we are only after their money. :)
  7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
  8. The handsome men, who are not so nice, and heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
  9. The men who think we are beautiful (who are heterosexual, somewhat nice, and have money), are cowards.
  10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice, have some money, and are heterosexual, are shy & NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
  11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW... I've given you the low-down on men! Make a plan and go out and capture yourself one! :-) :-) [Not me, I'm made of Teflon!] If you can't get a man after this, pack up, go home and become a nun!